First of all Saltare had to pull out the damn ropes-o-fire! Nothing says "I'm desperate and I can't dance" like flaming jump ropes. And they did it to Disco Inferno (burn baby burn, for the non disco freaks). Now the rest of us who wanted these bitches off the show gotta sit through 30seconds of Lil Mama's bad pyro puns. "They set it on fire!", she says. NOT FUNNY LIL MAMA! NOT FUNNY!
Then i gotta sit through the hype 5-0 bull. I know their routine before they perform it. Why? Because they do the same 16 steps over...and over... and over! They are mediocre! Stop voting for them Hawaii. Yes that's right, Hawaii; I'm calling you out!
Now because these jokers made it through, Heavy Impact and Static Noyze got sent home. I liked my Husky Boy Band and Eclectic Collection. I didn't think they were gonna win, but that didn't mean they had to get cheated.
Hope you feel satisfied, America. I swear to God if Saltare or Hype 5-0 make it to the finals, I'm hopping on the Blu Print Crew bus and going to Canada!
Get it right, America, for the love of God!
See you next week for the Usher Challenge.
Peace, Love, and Chicken Grease,
E.

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