PTX v. BPC

only these two crews left. Poreotics and Blueprint Crew.

Idk who should win. The dances were so different. The one thing I wanted from Poreotics was for them to use the stage. They got hung up in that game boy and I feel all the growth that they had accomplished was for nothing. Still, no one does Poreotics better then Poreotics.

I thought this blog could be an award ceremony of sorts.

Most Under rated: Why did they go so soon?

Royal Flush's performance to "Evacuate the Dance Floor".

They should have outlasted Hype 5-o.

Most over rated: They weren't gone soon enough.

Saltare

nonsense that they lasted so long. Gimmic is different then dance.

The worst: Season fives worst. Never wanna see it again.

Saltare's performance from Week Two.

One big hot mess. Steaming pile of mess.

The best: The season five best perfromance.

Blue Print Crew performance to Lady GaGa's "Bad Romance".

The Sickest possible! Best execution of challenge for sure. The costuems, the stunts, the set. All screamed RA RA RARARA! MAMA MAMAMA! GA GA OH LALA!

America's best dance crew is....

POREOTICS! YAY!!! (blows her party horn)

Good job Poreotics.

Now let's pit Poreotics against all the other champions. Hope you are nervous Poreotics.

Just click on the picture to get a look at a performance from each champion crew.

Peace, Love, and Chicken Grease

E.

REMAINING CREWS

Hype 5-0

Poreotics

BluePrint Crew

FINALLY AMERICA! YOU GOT IT RIGHT! BluePrint Crew is most def going through. I ripped on the Canadian's in the beginning, but man can these kids kick major ass.

Ok now the hip hop challenge was all about incorporating three of the hardest styles of hip hop; New Orleans Bounce, Baltimore House, and Turfing. I know Baltimore House because that's the kind of stuff I did back in my day. Though since I'm from Baltimore I just called it dancing. And the music wasn't Baltimore Club music, just club music.

Anywho...

BluePrint Crew was up first. Poor Canadians know nothing about American Regional Dancing. And they still did great. Their New Orelans Bounce and Baltimore section lacked a bit; apparently they don't have chicken in Canada cause their booties weren't too patted. They still did better then most people from the region would do. Click here to see what i mean.

Poreotics was up next. They are pitted against Hype 5-0. Obviously Hype don't stand a chance. They started off a little slow and looked a little of their element. Their booty popping was hi-la-ri-ous, and I've never seen them move so fast. They got the crowd on their feet. Dopeness!!!

Click here to watch and die laughing.

Hype 5-0. Nonsense. Same old Same damn old. SMH. That's why they went home. Just Click here.

Alright Next blog is the big mamajama. POREOTICS v. BLUEPRINT CREW.

Peace, Love, and Chicken Grease,

E.

IT'S ALL A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION (aka. the illusion challenge.)

Remaining Crews:

BluePrint Crew

Jungle Boogie

Hype 5-0

Poreotics

Beginning Performance. ... Happy Lil Mama? You got on stage and proved you know what you are talking about. ^5!

Sighs... I thought we went over this Hawaii. Stop voting for Hype 5-0. Out of all the performers on stage, they are still the worst. Now my Jungle Boogie is gone. I think Hype 5-0 purposely did lack luster moments with their stick illusion just to put salt in my wounds. Coreography was the same too, thank heavens Omorion and JC saw that too. I'm so disgusted I'm not even mad.

Click here to see that mess.

Poreotics was the next up. Very reminiscent of the Beat Freaks performance a season ago; kinda took away from the spectacle of it all. OMG JC called out the audience booing him. He said that this performance wasn't their best choreography. The crowd booed him. He all but rolled his neck when he asked the audience "Come on, do you really think that was their best choreography?" to which Omorion said "Damn JC." Why don't you click here and answer JC's question.

Oh Blue Print Crew. It sucks that you are Canadian. No one votes for you, which sucks cause you are greatness. The levitation was dope. The choreography as always was on point. Energy was up. A story was told. Even did a little Bye Bye Bye for JC. What more do you want America? Sighs... just click here to see if you missed it.

Lastly, Jungle Boogie. Click here to see the last performance of Jungle Boogie. Much better then effing Hype 5-0. I'm mad to see them leave. They deserved to at least make it in the top three. At least we know who the top two is. Congrats BluePrint Crew and Poreotics.

I'll see you next time for the Hip Hop Nation Challenge.

Peace, Love and Chicken Grease.

E.

YEAH! OH KAY! AH LET'S GO!!!! (aka Usher Challenge)

Remaining crews:

Jungle Boogie (dun na na dun na na)

BluePrint Crew

Saltare

Poreotics

Hype 5-0

Ok. So. BluePrint Crew kept it hot! I mean reallllly hot! As soon as I knew that the bottom two was between BluePrint Crew and Saltare I jumped for joy: TAKE THAT SALTARE! When you put schoolyard tricks on steroids next to actual dancing it's a no brainer who's gonna win. I mean Saltare got the big ole boot. We talking Shack size.

Week after week, BPC puts their skills to the test. They've knocked it out the park all but once; why they continue to be in the bottom two I don't know. Their performance to Usher's "Hey Daddy" was dope! It was crisp, clean, and very Usher. When they came out of their shoes I all but screamed. I don't even know what else to say other then, THEY KILLED IT! Click here to see.

Poreotics also killed it! Oh Damn! Ok. So. I wasn't a Poreotics Fan at all, but their performance to" Yeah" made me effing laugh out loud (no, LOL wouldn't do). The execution of their "rewind it back" challenge was clean and energetic, and the butt gag had me laughing so hard I cried. Click here to see the greatness that is Poreotics.

Well let's give a Miss America wave to Saltare. So glad to see them go.

Peace, Love, and Chicken Grease,

E.

DISCO FEVER!

What the hell is going on America? I mean really! I'm holding ya'll responsible for this nonsense. How the hell did Hype 5-0 and Saltare make it through the double elimination? What the fuck is really going on!

First of all Saltare had to pull out the damn ropes-o-fire! Nothing says "I'm desperate and I can't dance" like flaming jump ropes. And they did it to Disco Inferno (burn baby burn, for the non disco freaks). Now the rest of us who wanted these bitches off the show gotta sit through 30seconds of Lil Mama's bad pyro puns. "They set it on fire!", she says. NOT FUNNY LIL MAMA! NOT FUNNY!

Then i gotta sit through the hype 5-0 bull. I know their routine before they perform it. Why? Because they do the same 16 steps over...and over... and over! They are mediocre! Stop voting for them Hawaii. Yes that's right, Hawaii; I'm calling you out!

Now because these jokers made it through, Heavy Impact and Static Noyze got sent home. I liked my Husky Boy Band and Eclectic Collection. I didn't think they were gonna win, but that didn't mean they had to get cheated.

Hope you feel satisfied, America. I swear to God if Saltare or Hype 5-0 make it to the finals, I'm hopping on the Blu Print Crew bus and going to Canada!

Get it right, America, for the love of God!

See you next week for the Usher Challenge.

Peace, Love, and Chicken Grease,

E.

GaGa night!

So ABDC fucked up big time! Votes got screwy and they can't decided who is actually in the bottom two. What does that mean? no one goes home tonight. Instead one crew is gonna have immunity for the next show and two crews go home during the disco challenge next week.

The best!

so Blue print crew tore it up! They danced to Gaga's "Bad Romance". My favorite part? When they held up one chick and acted like they were choking the shit out of her. Where this wouldn't usually excite me, I felt it was the most Gaga thing done on that stage all night. Way to go Canadians! Click here to check it out.

My other favs was Poreotix's redition of "Paparazzi". So much so that when I hear Gaga's song Paparazzi my mind immediately sees their freaky ass tablo and I fight the urge to do one or two of the dance moves. Click here to check out their performance.

now between JC's bad jokes about the pleasently plump crew and Lil' Mama's "you gotta take it to the next level" remarks there wasn't much else to see. MEDIOCRE GUYS! When i can walk away, do some dishes, get my laundry started, and come back feeling like I

didn't miss anything you know it's bad.

Who do i put on my bottom two? Hype 5-0 and Saltare. It's not that they did bad, it's that they need to go home. Jump roping is not dancing and Hype 5-0 can't seem to come up with new dance moves. I say good riddance.

Who got immunity? Blue print crew. I'm glad! they deserved it!

anywho. See you next week for disco night. *Gets out her afro pic and and does the hustle*

Peace, Love, and Chicken Grease,

E.